El Fuego (phreakhead) wrote,
  • Music: Soilwork - Martyr

The Truth is Revealed!

Senora Obscura: it's funny how the conventional wisdom is that guys are hornier
phreakhead: yeah that's just a rumor started by women to suppress the male population
Senora Obscura: that's true... lots of sex is rough on guys cuz it makes them sleepy
Senora Obscura: it steals all your productive time
phreakhead: that's the conspiracy
phreakhead: girls are trying to weaken guys through repeatedly fucking them
Senora Obscura: oh no, you're onto us
Tags: conspiracy, life, sex
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